Friday, April 20, 2007

Mistress is going to have a fit over this one.

Purity Test!

Have you...

Had a recurring, specific fantasy that you wish you could confess to a woman? Y
Written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes? Y
Masturbated so much that you couldn't orgasm any more (whew!)? N, because Mistress won't let me. D:
Achieved orgasm by squeezing or rubbing your thighs together (syntribation)? N, because Mistress always smacks them and makes me hold them apart just to be sure.
Snuck off somewhere to masturbate at a gathering (ie. party, camping overnight, field trip, etc.)? Yes. In fact, just last week Mistress was having her usual get-together of friends. And while I wasn't needed to serve the food, I snuck upstairs to get a quickie in.
Masturbated in secret even though you have a partner (ie. he/she was too tired etc.)? Yes...

Masturbated where you could have been discovered? Not really.
Masturbated while on the phone? One or two times...
Masturbated while in a public bathroom of the same gender? No.
Used a mechanical device to aid or replace masturbation (ie. vibrator, massager, vacuum, etc.) No.
Foot-masturbated someone or been foot-masturbated? Been foot masturbated in up the butt by a big toe.
Been caught masturbating by somebody you knew? Yes. Mistress on quite a few occasions.
Been caught masturbating by somebody you didn't know? Not really.
Been caught masturbating by somebody you kinda hoped would catch you masturbating?
engaged in sexual roleplaying (mistress/patient, teacher/student, mistress/subject, boss-lady/secretary, etc.)?
Yes.
Exaggerated about your sexual experiences to impress someone? When I was younger.

Have you ever:

Held hands, kissed, or otherwise displayed public affection with a man? Mistress makes me kiss her boyfriend's cheek and occasionally kiss him on the lips.
Been kissed below the neck by a man, but not on the hands and arms? No.
Had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples? ...yes...
Had a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals? At the table during dinner.
Had a man fondle or stroke your bare body? No.
Had a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals? No.
Propositioned a man for necking or groping? NO.
Propositioned a man for any sexual relations? No. No. NO. If Mistress wants me to suck cock, I will eagerly for her. But, luckily, she hasn't made that demand yet.
Groped a man below the waist? No. I'm not allowed.
Had your fingers licked or sucked by a man?. Yes.
Licked or sucked a man's fingers? No.

Given oral sex to a man? Not yet. I *really* don't like the idea of sucking another guy, but Mistress really likes the idea so I say I do. In some ways, I do find it appealing, but my instincts tell me not to...
Let him orgasm in your mouth? No.
Swallowed? No.
Received oral sex from a man? No.
Licked a man's anus (rimjob)? No.
Performed mutual oral sex (69) with a man? No.
Performed mutual masturbation with a man? No.
Watched while a man masturbated? Only in Mistress' porn between being between her legs.
Had a man watch while you masturbated? No.
Orgasmed in or on him? no.
Had him orgasm in you? No.
Let him orgasm on your face?
Let him orgasm on your torso (chest, stomach, or back)? No.
Kissed a man on a first date? First time out with him, yes.
Necked with a man on a first date? He did it to me.
Groped with a man on a first date? He did it to me.
Gotten oral sex from a man on a first date? He kept hinting towards it, but no.
Given oral sex to a man on a first date? Nope.
Had sexual relations with a man on a first date? No. Although he did try to get me to let him jerk me off under the table.
Undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? No.


Given oral sex to a woman? Yes. Mistress is quite the needy one. Almost nightly.
Swallowed? Yes.
Received oral sex from a woman? Yes, but not much. Mistress says I'll get spoiled from it.
Licked a woman's anus (rimjob)? Yes.
Performed mutual oral sex (69) with a woman? Yes.
Performed mutual masturbation with a woman? Yes.
Watched while a woman masturbated? Mistress likes me to watch her when she says I don't deserve orgasms. Which is especially cruel with how hard it gets me. D:
Had a woman watch while you masturbated? She has to be watching.

Stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? Both.
Stolen underwear for kinky purposes? No.
Brought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite gender for your own enjoyment? For Mistresses'...
Worn lingerie/undergarments of the opposite gender for a private sexual purpose? For Mistress.
Worn undergarments of the opposite gender for a sexual purpose in the presence of others? Mistress demands I wear them to the doctor's office.
Deliberately tasted or inserted underwear into your mouth? At Mistress' command.
Deliberately sniffed underwear (whether worn or not) for non-laundry purposes? At Mistress' demand.
Been gagged with your underwear? Surprisingly, no.
Been gagged with somebody else's underwear? Yes, her boyfriend's.
Been a leather fetishist to any degree? Only when Mistress wears it.
Been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree? No.
Asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing because it turned you on? No.
Bought blatant sexual objects (buying a bottle and using it as a dildo doesn't count)? Yes...

Used a vibrator? Yes.
Used a strap-on, dildo, or male extension sheath? Yes.
Used a buttplug? Yes.
Used ben-wa balls and/or anal beads? No.
Went out in public while "wearing" any of the above (in you, not on you!)? Yes.
Used an inflatable doll? No.
used a RealDoll? (And can I borrow it?) A what?
Given anyone a sex toy (those listed above or others)? For Mistress and brought it to her in my mouth.
Received a sex toy (those listed above or others)? Mistress' favorite presents on holidays.
Used an inanimate object like a pillow or a hole in the wall for sexual purposes? Yes. Pie.

Used ice for sexual purposes? Yes.
Used something frozen (ie. icicle, popsicle) as a dildo? No.
Placed anything edible on another's body and then eaten or licked it off? Yes, syrups.
Called a Mistress? Only my own.

1. Are you a slut? Only to Mistress.
2. Are you prepared to lick perpetual pussy? Already do.
3. Do you know how to suck and service girls AND boys? Girls I'm an expert on. Boys shouldn't be too hard since I have the piece.
4. Do you need a daily spanking? If Mistress thinks I do.
5. Do you get wet watching Mistress dress up other sissies? A little...
6. How would you describe your balls? Small, medium or large? Medium.
7. Have you a Weeny Peeny? According to Mistress.
8. Have you ever dressed as a girl before today? Only in my sister's clothing and make-up a couple times.
9. Are you turned on by looking like a girl? More by Mistress.
10. Have you ever fantasized about sitting on a man's lap? No.
11. Have you ever been aroused by a spanking? Yes.
12. Would you rather be a sissy or a girl? A sissy.
13. Have you ever fantasized about being anally penetrated? No. Although it's happened... with pittbulls.
14. Have you ever had a dream about having female sex organs? Yes.
15. Have you fantasized about being tied up during sex? Yes. and often am.
16. Do you think pain can be pleasurable? Yes.
17. Does being humiliated turn you on? Depends. Mistress' dogs? No.

2 comments:

Madeira Darling said...
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Madeira Darling said...

You were very flip and disrespectful... I'mgoing to punish you, and it's going to be with worse than Muffy and Riff next time, bitch