Friday, May 4, 2007

Surgery and Other Such Delightful Things

Kitty and I have had a little disagreement lately. It's been almost six months since we started our activities, and I think that we should do something to commemorate our time together, personally I think the ideal thing would be to get Kitty a nice set of silicon tits to remind her always what she is, and who she belong to.

Kitty willful thing that she is, actually has the nerve to disagree with me on this, and continually refuses to sign the consent forms, despite Doctor Jenkins being such a sweet, understanding man, and a regular client of mine, won't tell you what he's into, but it involves diapers. He was even darling enough to offer the service for free if Kitty promised to be a good girl and not sue him.

Kitty of course is not being a good girl, and will not sign the papers... and will not agree not to sue the good doctor, because she claims *insert whiney voice here* "It'd interfere with my job"

*Eyeroll*

Well, I never said the little cunt was smart, or brave. It's not like you can't hide them, and if they try to fire her, she could sue their asses like that, for discrimination, but as I said, she's not the brightest Crayon in the box, although I must say for a sissy she's got balls, refusing to sign even after I threatened to stick the pen up her ass if she didn't.

I suppose I'll have to start hinting about castration again to get her to behave. She's been seeing an awful lot of Leslie lately, and I think it might be having an influence on him, he's been prancing about the house in tight pants and singing along to Britney Spears (note to self: lock up Kitty's cd collection, as it is beginning to cause possible mental damage), and the other day I caught him admiring himself in the bathroom mirror and I do think he was wearing my lipstick (what irks me more it was my favorite lipstick, the sort of plum colored Chanel one that I wear when I go out)

Well, anyway, I've got to go talk Sissy into signing those papers.

Love and Kisses,

Your Favorite Fem Dom, Mistress Formica