Tuesday, March 31, 2009

So She Finally...

Today Kitty FINALLY agreed to get the surgery. Which is good because poor Doctor Jenkins has been having an awful time lately dealing with her. In any case she'll be in surgery next Wednesday. Exciting, right?

Anyway, Leslie's been so much less busy with rehersal ready, and I'm already picking out some new outfits for the new busty Kitty. She's going to have a pair of DD's, how awesome is that?


Love and kisses,
Your Favorite Fem-Dom Mistress Formica

Friday, May 4, 2007

Surgery and Other Such Delightful Things

Kitty and I have had a little disagreement lately. It's been almost six months since we started our activities, and I think that we should do something to commemorate our time together, personally I think the ideal thing would be to get Kitty a nice set of silicon tits to remind her always what she is, and who she belong to.

Kitty willful thing that she is, actually has the nerve to disagree with me on this, and continually refuses to sign the consent forms, despite Doctor Jenkins being such a sweet, understanding man, and a regular client of mine, won't tell you what he's into, but it involves diapers. He was even darling enough to offer the service for free if Kitty promised to be a good girl and not sue him.

Kitty of course is not being a good girl, and will not sign the papers... and will not agree not to sue the good doctor, because she claims *insert whiney voice here* "It'd interfere with my job"

*Eyeroll*

Well, I never said the little cunt was smart, or brave. It's not like you can't hide them, and if they try to fire her, she could sue their asses like that, for discrimination, but as I said, she's not the brightest Crayon in the box, although I must say for a sissy she's got balls, refusing to sign even after I threatened to stick the pen up her ass if she didn't.

I suppose I'll have to start hinting about castration again to get her to behave. She's been seeing an awful lot of Leslie lately, and I think it might be having an influence on him, he's been prancing about the house in tight pants and singing along to Britney Spears (note to self: lock up Kitty's cd collection, as it is beginning to cause possible mental damage), and the other day I caught him admiring himself in the bathroom mirror and I do think he was wearing my lipstick (what irks me more it was my favorite lipstick, the sort of plum colored Chanel one that I wear when I go out)

Well, anyway, I've got to go talk Sissy into signing those papers.

Love and Kisses,

Your Favorite Fem Dom, Mistress Formica

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Ow!

Dear Diary,

Mistress has been totally brutal with her demands lately -- not that I don't deserve it. As I write this, I find myself standing. Mistress' new whip arrived in the mail today. While this would usually be an exciting time... not this time -- not that it wasn't worth it to please my Mistress.

That morning, Mistress complained that I was letting the house get dirty. There wasn't nearly enough for me to do around it. Not only was I made to wear an obnoxious frilly pink apron, but was handcuffed to various spots around the house to wash dishes and clean up with only a toothbrush, cup of water, and bar of soap. After doing the entire bathroom and watching dishes, I -- of course -- refused to do the refrigerator.

That was when she brought out her new whip and smacked me straight to ass with it. And it HURT. It wasn't one of our usual ones that gives a gentle bite to the skin, but instead one that's made to leave welts and bruises. In the past, we had agreed that I was not into the more violent activities of BDSM and they would not be a part of our every day activities. Mistress argued that she wasn't going to stand for being disobeyed as a result. And Mistress is always right.

In the guest room, there's a ceiling fan that has been broken and needing to be replaced for over a month -- which is my job to do and should have been done a month ago, as today was a sore reminder of. She tied my wrists to this, making me stand with my legs out (one tied to the leg of a chair and the other to the bed), and left me there. It was not until almost ten minutes later (she says someone was at the door) that she returned, spreading newspaper on the carpet, and shoved a bullet vibrator inside me.

As I was forced to stand there, she explained that I had been behaving badly. Embarrassing her yesterday in front of Leslie and the readers of this blog, she said, had been the last straw. I was to count backwards from fifty with each blow to my thighs and backside from the whip.

At 37, she paused, saying that her hand was hurting her and that she was thirsty and would be back in three minutes tops. When you have a watch and three minutes means you have to wait seven minutes, the seconds pass like days. All the while, I had to just stand there, ass arching and a vibrator buzzing away against my prostate. Combining the pain with the unending torture inside me... I couldn't help but come.

Mistress was furious. She made me count down from 50 all over again and, this time, her hand didn't get tired.

Then it was back to cleaning. When I complained that my ass was in no condition to be cleaning, she said: "If you continue to act like this, I'll give you a towel and make you use that little thing for all it's good for." Little did I know, she made good on her threat and tied a towel securely around my cock and tied a sponge on my chin. I had to scrub the floor with my skin and then dry it with my cock.

Even now, it, too, is sore.

Mistress would probably be proud to know that I know not to upset her majesty anymore.

Mistress',

Sissy

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Sissy Learns About Real Men

Dear Diary,

Now, as you know Sissy was a very bad girl the other day, and I told her that i'd have to come up with a better punishment than last time for her.

So, today i invited my boyfriend Leslie over. He’s a dance student at the local university, I had to buy him a copy of Oral Fixation Vol. 2 to get him to come, but it’s completely worth listening to Hips Don’t Lie seventy eight times on repeat just for the look on Kitty’s face when he came in, although actually the look on Leslie’s face was pretty good too.

“Kitty, I’d like you to meet my boyfriend Leslie,” I said, poking her to stand up and curtsey in the little pink negligee I had her wear.
“Leslie, meet Kitty,” I added with a slightly evil smirk “Isn’t she just darling?”
Leslie started making faces. “Honeeey, do you really expect me to go through with this!”

I had to glare at him. “Shut up, you’re ruining the scene!” I hissed as him.

“Now Kitty, I thought it might be beneficial for you to meet a real man,” I said, gesturing to Leslie who waved with one hand, the other was on his hip, and I think he was wearing my jeans... I’ll have to question him on that later... also what looked vaguely like one of my tank tops. He’d just come from the hairdresser and his hair was freshly highlighted, he looked quite nice really, I don’t see why Kitty had to complain about it so much.

“Now, Kitty, I’m sure Leslie, who you’ll be calling master, and seeing once a week from now on, has some use for you, isn’t that right Leslie?” I said, prodding him to move foreward, he squeaked and I glared at him.

He sighed, and finally unzipped his jeans, which I checked... they were mine. (Note to self: Must remember to remind Leslie to ask before borrowing my clothes, it’s becoming a problem)

“Sissy, we practiced this!” I growled when she just sat there like the idiot she is on the bed. She pouted, and looked up at me... I think she thinks I’m stupid. “On your knees bitch, and suck!” I commanded, prodding her with my riding crop.

“This isn’t really necessary is it, he’s like... got boy bits?” Leslie whined, giving me a look, I glared at him, tempted to bop him on the head with my riding crop, but that would have ruined the atmosphere.

Eventually I got both of them to behave, and things turned out rather well I think. Ever since that new choreographer (Felix? I think) joined Leslie’s company he’s been awfully busy with practice, and less than energetic in bed, but with Sissy he seemed to perk right up, even Sissy eventually admitted she liked it ok, and stopped whimpering so that I only had to give her fifteen spanks, instead of thirty.

Love and Kisses,
Your Favorite Femdom, Mistress Formica

Friday, April 20, 2007

Mistress is going to have a fit over this one.

Purity Test!

Have you...

Had a recurring, specific fantasy that you wish you could confess to a woman? Y
Written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes? Y
Masturbated so much that you couldn't orgasm any more (whew!)? N, because Mistress won't let me. D:
Achieved orgasm by squeezing or rubbing your thighs together (syntribation)? N, because Mistress always smacks them and makes me hold them apart just to be sure.
Snuck off somewhere to masturbate at a gathering (ie. party, camping overnight, field trip, etc.)? Yes. In fact, just last week Mistress was having her usual get-together of friends. And while I wasn't needed to serve the food, I snuck upstairs to get a quickie in.
Masturbated in secret even though you have a partner (ie. he/she was too tired etc.)? Yes...

Masturbated where you could have been discovered? Not really.
Masturbated while on the phone? One or two times...
Masturbated while in a public bathroom of the same gender? No.
Used a mechanical device to aid or replace masturbation (ie. vibrator, massager, vacuum, etc.) No.
Foot-masturbated someone or been foot-masturbated? Been foot masturbated in up the butt by a big toe.
Been caught masturbating by somebody you knew? Yes. Mistress on quite a few occasions.
Been caught masturbating by somebody you didn't know? Not really.
Been caught masturbating by somebody you kinda hoped would catch you masturbating?
engaged in sexual roleplaying (mistress/patient, teacher/student, mistress/subject, boss-lady/secretary, etc.)?
Yes.
Exaggerated about your sexual experiences to impress someone? When I was younger.

Have you ever:

Held hands, kissed, or otherwise displayed public affection with a man? Mistress makes me kiss her boyfriend's cheek and occasionally kiss him on the lips.
Been kissed below the neck by a man, but not on the hands and arms? No.
Had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples? ...yes...
Had a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals? At the table during dinner.
Had a man fondle or stroke your bare body? No.
Had a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals? No.
Propositioned a man for necking or groping? NO.
Propositioned a man for any sexual relations? No. No. NO. If Mistress wants me to suck cock, I will eagerly for her. But, luckily, she hasn't made that demand yet.
Groped a man below the waist? No. I'm not allowed.
Had your fingers licked or sucked by a man?. Yes.
Licked or sucked a man's fingers? No.

Given oral sex to a man? Not yet. I *really* don't like the idea of sucking another guy, but Mistress really likes the idea so I say I do. In some ways, I do find it appealing, but my instincts tell me not to...
Let him orgasm in your mouth? No.
Swallowed? No.
Received oral sex from a man? No.
Licked a man's anus (rimjob)? No.
Performed mutual oral sex (69) with a man? No.
Performed mutual masturbation with a man? No.
Watched while a man masturbated? Only in Mistress' porn between being between her legs.
Had a man watch while you masturbated? No.
Orgasmed in or on him? no.
Had him orgasm in you? No.
Let him orgasm on your face?
Let him orgasm on your torso (chest, stomach, or back)? No.
Kissed a man on a first date? First time out with him, yes.
Necked with a man on a first date? He did it to me.
Groped with a man on a first date? He did it to me.
Gotten oral sex from a man on a first date? He kept hinting towards it, but no.
Given oral sex to a man on a first date? Nope.
Had sexual relations with a man on a first date? No. Although he did try to get me to let him jerk me off under the table.
Undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? No.


Given oral sex to a woman? Yes. Mistress is quite the needy one. Almost nightly.
Swallowed? Yes.
Received oral sex from a woman? Yes, but not much. Mistress says I'll get spoiled from it.
Licked a woman's anus (rimjob)? Yes.
Performed mutual oral sex (69) with a woman? Yes.
Performed mutual masturbation with a woman? Yes.
Watched while a woman masturbated? Mistress likes me to watch her when she says I don't deserve orgasms. Which is especially cruel with how hard it gets me. D:
Had a woman watch while you masturbated? She has to be watching.

Stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? Both.
Stolen underwear for kinky purposes? No.
Brought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite gender for your own enjoyment? For Mistresses'...
Worn lingerie/undergarments of the opposite gender for a private sexual purpose? For Mistress.
Worn undergarments of the opposite gender for a sexual purpose in the presence of others? Mistress demands I wear them to the doctor's office.
Deliberately tasted or inserted underwear into your mouth? At Mistress' command.
Deliberately sniffed underwear (whether worn or not) for non-laundry purposes? At Mistress' demand.
Been gagged with your underwear? Surprisingly, no.
Been gagged with somebody else's underwear? Yes, her boyfriend's.
Been a leather fetishist to any degree? Only when Mistress wears it.
Been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree? No.
Asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing because it turned you on? No.
Bought blatant sexual objects (buying a bottle and using it as a dildo doesn't count)? Yes...

Used a vibrator? Yes.
Used a strap-on, dildo, or male extension sheath? Yes.
Used a buttplug? Yes.
Used ben-wa balls and/or anal beads? No.
Went out in public while "wearing" any of the above (in you, not on you!)? Yes.
Used an inflatable doll? No.
used a RealDoll? (And can I borrow it?) A what?
Given anyone a sex toy (those listed above or others)? For Mistress and brought it to her in my mouth.
Received a sex toy (those listed above or others)? Mistress' favorite presents on holidays.
Used an inanimate object like a pillow or a hole in the wall for sexual purposes? Yes. Pie.

Used ice for sexual purposes? Yes.
Used something frozen (ie. icicle, popsicle) as a dildo? No.
Placed anything edible on another's body and then eaten or licked it off? Yes, syrups.
Called a Mistress? Only my own.

1. Are you a slut? Only to Mistress.
2. Are you prepared to lick perpetual pussy? Already do.
3. Do you know how to suck and service girls AND boys? Girls I'm an expert on. Boys shouldn't be too hard since I have the piece.
4. Do you need a daily spanking? If Mistress thinks I do.
5. Do you get wet watching Mistress dress up other sissies? A little...
6. How would you describe your balls? Small, medium or large? Medium.
7. Have you a Weeny Peeny? According to Mistress.
8. Have you ever dressed as a girl before today? Only in my sister's clothing and make-up a couple times.
9. Are you turned on by looking like a girl? More by Mistress.
10. Have you ever fantasized about sitting on a man's lap? No.
11. Have you ever been aroused by a spanking? Yes.
12. Would you rather be a sissy or a girl? A sissy.
13. Have you ever fantasized about being anally penetrated? No. Although it's happened... with pittbulls.
14. Have you ever had a dream about having female sex organs? Yes.
15. Have you fantasized about being tied up during sex? Yes. and often am.
16. Do you think pain can be pleasurable? Yes.
17. Does being humiliated turn you on? Depends. Mistress' dogs? No.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Sissy's Been A Bad Girl

Dear Diary,

As you can see below, Kitty's not been behaving herself lately, of course this is something I immeaditely went to work on breaking her of. I left her with one of my bigger vibrators in for ages the other day (and I think nearly put her eye out smacking her across the face with my strapon... really must work on that), and today I decided to bring Riff and Muffy (my sweet angelic pair of breeding pitbulls) into the bedroom to teach Sissy a lesson she won't forget.

I told her to get on all fours, and like the little pussy nancy boy she is, she did of course whimpering and sobbing, begging me not to let the dogs bite he, clearly she lacks imagination, but then again she never had very much in the brain department to start with. I told her there was very little possibility of the dogs biting with the amount of fun they'd be having. Honestly I wish I'd remembered to bring the camera so I could have captured the look on her face to show all of you. Sadly, I forgot, and so after a bit of prep I managed to get Riff to mount her (luckilly Muffy's not in heat right now so he didn't get distracted) once she stopped snivilling about how much it hurt I told her it wouldn't be fair to Muffy if she didn't get to enjoy Sissy's questionable "talents" as well, so I had her service my bitch (my bitch in this case reffering to Muffy, although the term applies very well to Kitty too.)

She whimpered a lot while Riff fucked her, but she seemed to enjoy it, as she made quite a mess on my bed, lucky for her I put down towels so she won't be punished (for that at least). Muffy and Riff both seem quite pleased with their new toy. I wonder if I should perhaps make this a regular activity, as it would keep Riff from sniffing round that little shitzu bitch down the street when Muffy's not in heat.

Love and kisses,
Your Favorite Femdom Mistress Formica

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